A funny Walmart story

I think everyone can have one of these (some have more depending on what town you live in!).

So. I'm still trying to get the hang of this 2 kid thing. I was doing good until lunch time came and both of the girls had to eat. I had to run by the bank and Walmart all before Mallory's naptime. We made it to the bank with Morgan screaming in the background the whole time (she's not a fan of the car stopping). Then, while we were at Walmart, I was going to mail off our house payment. It was super windy and the envelope blew from my hand as soon as I reached out to put in in the drop box. I run out of the car, leave both kids there while it's running, and haul booty across the parking lot to catch it. I do and get it mailed off. Morgan is still screaming at this point. I was thinking about turning around and going home because I figured the trip would just get worse. But, I still went (mainly because we didn't have ANYTHING for dinner). Stick with me here. The funny part is coming.

I'm in the meat aisle trying to figure out what a boneless beef chuck roast is, when this older man (probably in his 80's) drives his buggy next to ours. He starts talking to Mallory and reaches out his hand for "five". She just stares at him the whole time (which isn't very uncommon) and won't talk at all. Not even a "hi". Before he leaves, he says, "I bet I know why you aren't talking to me, you read my hat." I looked up at his hat and almost laughed out loud. This sweet, little elderly man was wearing a hat that said "Show me your boobs". Wow. He then proceeded to say that he was a "naughty old man" while he drove his buggy away. I stood there speechless.